A used condom filled with alternating layers of period blood and male excrement--you know which one I'm talking about--which is then frozen and used as a dildo.
Guy 1: So, I heard Yuri taught Yvette how to make a Russian Candy Cane...
Guy2: What's a Russian Candy Cane?
Guy1: Take a knee, son. I'm gonna tell you a story...
Guy2: What's a Russian Candy Cane?
Guy1: Take a knee, son. I'm gonna tell you a story...
by Quadrasaurus Rex November 29, 2015
When A man has sex with a girl during her period so that his cock is all bloody. When hes about to cum, he pulls his dick out and lets the cum drizzle down his dick making a swirling effect of the blood cum mixture on his dick. Then he makes the girl suck his dick (he may have ass-fucked her earlier for the extra bit of self esteem this will take from the girl), then he wipes whatevers left in the back of her hair, where she can't get it out.
Gardiner: So what did you do with your bitch last night?
Steve: Well it was her period, so I gave her the old Russian Candy Cane, even wiped it in her hair!
Steve: Well it was her period, so I gave her the old Russian Candy Cane, even wiped it in her hair!
by TheBigBootLeg June 29, 2007
when you go out in below freezing temperatures and masturbate until you ejaculate which freezes the sperm in mid air making a “Polish Candy Cane”
girl - “do you know what i want for christmas”
boy - “it is cold outside does a Polish Candy Cane sound okay”
boy - “it is cold outside does a Polish Candy Cane sound okay”
by THETAKO September 28, 2017
by romskoloy May 27, 2019
fucking a girl on her period and cumming inside of her and taking out your dick and looking like a candy cane
by child_of.g0d June 17, 2021
Made a very public, unsurvivable gaffe, with additional overtones of disrespect. When accepting her Oscar, the actress Melissa Leo grabbed the cane of 95-yr-old living legend Kirk Douglas in a misguided, lame attempt to be amusing when exiting the stage.
Man, Kanye West really grabbed Kirk's cane when he interrupted Taylor Swift!
I was killing the presentation, then totally grabbed Kirk's cane and spilled a latte on my boss's laptop.
I was killing the presentation, then totally grabbed Kirk's cane and spilled a latte on my boss's laptop.
by JumpedTheSnark February 28, 2011
by ben-jamin' 321 August 03, 2012