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Vacation Terrorist

A person who upon commencement of vacation plots to negatively impact vacation activities when they do not get their way or if a group agreed activity is not to their liking. This can be in the form of faking an injury or Illness, mentioning multiple times that they are ready to go, generalized complaining, being rude and/or being in a generally disagreeable mood. Often the vacation terrorist is not financially invested and is the child of another vacation goer. Most commonly found between the ages between 16 - 25.
Did you have a good time on vacation? No, my sister brought her vacation terrorist who moped and complained until she made us all miserable because she didn’t get her way.

The vacation terrorist struck again! She refused to leave the bathroom until her makeup was perfect and we missed the shuttle to the park.
by Lrex2d October 30, 2022
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vacation dick

An extremely large dick that you fuck when your away on vacation
Sydney took the largest vacation dick ID ever seen when we visited Hawaii.

That vacation dick made me stay in bed the rest of my vacation.
by Scottybutters June 17, 2016
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vacation dick

Used to describe a larger than average penis. Although having a intercourse with a person who posses a "vacation dick" is arguably more pleasurable it can also be more irritating to the genetalia. A boyfriend dick is daily dick where as a "vacation dick" is for when you want a one or even sometimes two night stand.
"I'm happy with my boyfriend dick but there are some days in which in need that vacation dick."
by TooLateToSaveMe June 16, 2016
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vacation flu

The fake illness one contrives when they get back from vacation but do not want to go back to work.
Francine's week-long vacation got extended by a few days as a result of the vacation flu she contrived when the alarm clock went off.
by Bossy Larry December 2, 2013
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vacation syndrome

when you go on vacation and all the girls appear to be hotter than the girls in your hometown, usually because you're only paying attention to the hot ones. (applies to day trips as well)
A: Dude I got Vacation Syndrome cause the ass here is ridiculous!

J: lol did it give you yogurt pants?

A: You know it, there are NO ugly chicks here!
by goldenwings173 January 28, 2014
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British Vacation

Unlike the typical American vacation, a British vacation is where you announce to everyone you will be away whilst you will in fact be around the whole time annoying said people and not actually enjoying any vacation.
Gully Announces: I shall be on vacation this week Guildies and will be unavailable until January 1rst.

Next 6 days: Annoys the shit out of everyone in his guild channel, and spend most his days changing shit on the server while on his British Vacation
by Disfunktionl December 22, 2021
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Jamaican Vacation

the act of anal sex with a reluctant partner, wherein he or she demands compensation in the form of an extended holiday to a tropical destination.
Guy 1: "I haven't seen Eric in the office all week, what's up with him?"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah, I think he took his wife on a Jamaican Vacation."
by dirft84 February 3, 2010
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