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reverse nursing

Pissing into your empty beer receptacle rather than going to the bathroom. Instigated by laziness or lack of access to proper facilities.
The line to the bathroom is probably way too long, and jeter is on deck, so i may have to do some reverse nursing under my coat...
by janitor jeff May 2, 2005
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Gutter Nurse

Typically, a women who works as a nurse but also parties and stays out late until the wee hours of the night. Substance abuse and affairs would be considered normal behaviour for a gutter nurse.
Jolene came back to my house last night at 3am and when to work at 6, pretty sure she’s a gutter nurse.
by HaroldWilliams69 October 18, 2025
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Nurse

a woman or man at school who offers everyone ice packs if they are bleeding or hurt.
Guy 1:I need a ambulance! My leg was cut off!
Nurse: Relax. Don’t be dramatic, here’s a icepack.
by moodjoody June 21, 2021
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Nursing Bottle November

Nursing Bottle November is when females only drink out of baby bottles for the whole month of November. The purpose of this is keeping females occupied while the boys partake in No Nut November, so by December First, females will be so good at sucking dick from sucking on the baby bottle, when giving head, men will be able to ejaculate all their nut efficiently.
Jessica: “ yeo, you gonna do -Nursing Bottle November?”
Ashley: “hell yeah, my manz finna get the best head next month. period.”
by Yurrrrrr.Jessi November 2, 2019
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Amy Nurse

sipho's gf
Douchebag Edward
Amy Nurse
Big Fat Bastard
Little Tgerd
by septuagint bambi July 12, 2024
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er nurse

Bad ass mother fucking nurse that puts up with all the bull shit and saves lives
My mommy is a ER nurse
by Blue collar boy December 13, 2022
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Nurse Rachael

(verb) A Nurse Rachael is a maneuver in a car that either hits and destroys or narrowly misses wild animals.
Dude that car just Nurse Rachael'd the shit out of that deer.

Luckily, I swerved and pulled a Nurse Rachael right around that giant beaver in the road!

Stepping on the accelerator while Nurse Rachaeling her car, she hit the required 45 MPH as the dead deer's legs thumped against the undercarriage.
by thebigbeaver September 21, 2011
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