Your nose.
You take your best girl out for lunch and she wants spaghetti, so you order spaghetti for two. Everything is going well until you get some tomato sauce on your carpet nozzle, so embarasing.
by timsworld July 30, 2020
Get the carpet nozzlemug. by Lolardizzy April 10, 2023
Get the dick nozzlemug. When a male has a really long, foreskin like freakishly long. I mean like a fucking elephant or aardvark
by B76B011 September 24, 2016
Get the Skin nozzlemug. by _likesdogz June 21, 2023
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. A bloated sausage chewing wine.o, whose generally a complete asshole, whose socially unacceptable and has no regard for other human beings. A dick, or shit for brains.
by larryu July 19, 2016
Get the douche nozzlemug. A nickname for a guy that has 2 brain cells. He thinks he’s a fucking genius when he’s far from it. Idk if I’ve ever met someone as stupid as fucking piss nozzle. You prolly got the shitty nickname for a reason. He acts irrationally, does a lot of drugs, and pisses his pants every night after the bar. He can be seen flirting with a dirty 4 at any party or function and his wife will probably leave him because everytime she comes home he’s got the liquor bottle in one hand and an 8ball he spent his whole paycheck on in the other hand.
“Hey have you met the guy over there flirting with that hideous girl?”
“Yea he introduced himself as PISS NOZZLE and then 30 seconds after we met asked me if I wanted to bump a line in the stall”
“Yea he introduced himself as PISS NOZZLE and then 30 seconds after we met asked me if I wanted to bump a line in the stall”
by DOUCHEFLUTE_USER May 2, 2022
Get the Piss Nozzlemug. by MotoMastah82 May 17, 2015
Get the Douche Nozzlemug.