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Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Is the amount of pussy you're getting from your old lady worth the amount of bullshit you have to endure from her?
Example 1) Tom: Laura's pissed at me for going to Hooters with you guys last week and has ragged on me about it for days. And I'm cut off too, I guess I'll have to jack off for awhile.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 2) Bob: Shirley's so pissed at me for not mowing the god damn lawn, that she won't give up any pussy! I'm so sick of her shit, what a fuckin nag. I think I'll go beat off in her purse.
Tom: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 3) Tom: That fuckin bitch still won't fuck me, three weeks after we went to Hooters. I guess I'll go fuck that slutty Hooters waitress that gave me her number while I was staring at her bodacious boobs.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
by Floss 69 July 25, 2008
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Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
by CallMeBez April 8, 2023
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kou's net worth

his net worth -10000000 lol stoopid ;P
"Wow ur net worth is a kou's net worth lol its so bad"
by elisb4cool21 February 17, 2025
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hippies worth

A quad of some exotic bud
Ay, my g, let me get a “hippies worth.”
by CrucesJunky May 23, 2021
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Schrödinger Self-Worth

When your self-esteem exists in a quantum state of uncertainty until determined by the number on the scale.
by Inevshsjsjshx November 2, 2021
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Worth Your Salt

“Anyone Competent enough to obtain the rank of SGT in three years” SSG Strauss
You’re an E-2 and made it to E-5 in a short amount of time. You’re worth your salt.
by Sgt Long-Schloong May 11, 2019
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If its worth it

(Boy) “yeah I’ll go if its worth it
(Girl) “i mean if its worth it
by skyarcher June 9, 2022
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