Two-Way Wiper

An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.

Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!

by traphouse333 June 20, 2018

Lootbox Wiper

A "Lootbox Wiper" is a group of players on ecpe factions that are known for wiping everyone in /pvp.

Lootboxwipers have zero comp.
Litterly zero competition.

A lootbox wiper is a ecpe king that runs everybody,for example ugniuxas2005

by acertainswerve December 10, 2023

Someone who is figuratively so busy wiping their ass to engage in an online interaction.

He's on every day- definitely not a wiper.

by antitaxonomy July 14, 2024

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

a males penis of extreme length/girth. usually put into use on minge monday or tattyby thursday

'ah man she smoked my womb wiper for hours on minge monday'