MSN stain

An MSN stain is due to a raunchy MSN conversation that ends up with the guy beating off in such a hurry that he only unzips his pants and immediately starts wanking. MSN stains are usually found on the pant leg and surrounding the zipper. Stains can also be found on t-shirts if the said person was unable to hold his bunched-up shirt under his chin long enough.

Violet caused Robert to leave an MSN stain on his pants, as she repeatedly stated how she wanted his hard dick inside of her wet vagina.

by ShVR February 17, 2006

GEE STAIN

VAGINAL SPLASH FOUND ON MENS CROTCHES GENERALLY AFTER BOUTS OF DRY RIDING

OISIN: OH MAN LOOK AT YOUR JEANS ITS COVERED IN GEE STAIN

by SUPER FURI January 22, 2011

butter stain

When you're a dumb thot and spill butter on your new sweatpants and it doesn't come out

Wow! Kimmy is such a butter stain..

by kimmydowslover July 6, 2017

Candy Stain

A stain caused in a females underwear caused by excitement.

Hence female jizz!!!

I've candy stained more women than a million dollar rap star.

by Moshae Music June 9, 2010

Morri-stain

The collective noun for a group of wankers. It is a portmanteau of the name of the Australian prime minister, and the word “stain”. Acknowledging his frequent pants accidents, such as the unfortunate Endgadine Maccas incident.

The LNP cabinet is a complete “morri-stain” of wankers

by mountianbikeman April 17, 2021

Goblin stain

when you drink too much and have sex with an enormously obese chick, and wake up to shit stains in your bed.

Yo dude, I got goblin stains in my bed last night

by Nedthesciencekidd January 18, 2021

secret stain

Secret wank stains sometimes found in absurd locations.

If one can collect enough stains it is said he or she will be rewarded in buckets of gold and a man's weight of sapphire.
Secret stains are as perhaps assumed quite secretive, and most visible during early daylight. If one is to confirm something is indeed a stain of the sort one has to smell to recognize the unique tuna signature of the wank stain.

I was lurking about in Teena's flat when, through carefull investigation and sniffing, I found several secret stains.

by fa la felicidad September 14, 2014