Judges

it talks about how the israelites kept rejecting the lord and worshipping idols

cool fact: the judges that god appointed defeatet the enemies and the land of israel

Judges will teach about sin

it mostly happens when your a child

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow is a sentence with every letter in the alphabet in it and is objectively cooler than 'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

by JokesWithFriends February 25, 2024

Judges

Opinionated bitchez

Oh man, those judges sure were biased, they picked the completely wrong team to win the meet.

by amazingbestfrienddefender October 7, 2016

Salute the Judge

A way to kiss the judge's ass on a Christmas dance show to win some stupid fuckin TV Christmas dance competition.

At least the group that went before that last group of posers didn't salute the judge, and they even made a few people laugh in the process, even if they didn't get the judge's votes. Winning isn't everything though.

by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020

Judge Dredd

A loner by nature Judge Dredd lives his life by the letter of the Law. He judges and discards all friends and offenders that he comes across without sympathy, remorse, or doubt. That is until he is falsely accused, framed, and sentenced unjustly. He realizes his own harsh judgements and pride have left him isolated and vulnerable with only the Truth and fate to protect him.

Judge Dredd over there isn't fooling anyone he's just afraid of being hurt.

by FedExMan October 29, 2021

Judge

A fool who eagerly consumes every lie presented to them by the police service, put in a position of power by a corrupt government, with little empathy for anyone.

I hope the Judge is in a good mood today!

by noone9991 March 9, 2021

B.H.W.L Judge

When a man has to determine if a woman is a bitch, hoe, whore, or lady to decide how serious he should take her based off how she carries herself.

Bitches are obnoxious and annoying. Hoes and whores just sleep around, but hoes want to get paid from it. Ladies are feminine and respectable, while carrying them selves with grace. Which makes me a good B.H.W.L Judge.

by Sofakinglit November 5, 2023