poofy coat

A coat worn for very cold weather that usually contains down feathers and is of a large volume.

Pat got his poofy coat all muddy when he took his jeep offroading.

by jarrrod May 13, 2009

Scuffle Coat

The outer garment you are wearing when you're spoiling for a fight, which you thrust upon the floor in rage prior to the blows (physical or verbal) you rain down on your nemesis.

"Dude, he just slammed down his scuffle coat. Shit's about to get real!"

by Disco duck January 16, 2016

coated balloon

You jizz on someones scrotum and then they put it in your mouth.

Last night at the sleepover he tea bagged me with a coated balloon. tea bag

by yourspecialchildrapistnextdoor May 22, 2010

Alfie Coates

Alfie Coates is a person which moisturises his parents arse holes and then listens to them orgasm.

I have friend called Alfie Coates, how grim!

by BigDickyyRickyy September 10, 2021

the coat god

The God of Coats that enjoys playing games. and can wear 9 coats in the summer. this person is awesome.

EVERYBODY RUN ITS THE COAT GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The Coat God January 28, 2015

fred coates

one of the biggest bitches i know wants to punch a kid called chinky sim at our next party but really he is a fat slut who is a massive pusy hole and cantr do jack shit

oi fred coates you are a fat cunt

by u r a mut July 19, 2019

sugar coated

the act of cumming on a girls body

i sugar coated that bitch

by SILENTONE805 February 8, 2008