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moustache warden(vit M block)
by stinking balls of india(sbi) September 25, 2015
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Vallar's moustache

Often referred to as "Il baffo alla Vallar" in Italian. This iconic style ranks higher than any other type of facial hair style you'll ever experience.
People with a Vallar's moustache are often seen as confident, sexy and charming by others, regardless of gender.

As any other source of great power, it comes with great responsibilities and, therefore, only few people are actually able to rock this style.
Ex 1. Random boy: "My girlfriend left me for a guy with a Vallar's moustache!"

Ex 2. Random girl: "My boyfriend left me for a guy with a Vallar's moustache!"
by AtipracM June 29, 2023
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Mud Moustache

A brown streak across one’s upper lip resembling a moustache.
Darryl drives an electric car. He loves it when his girlfriend sticks one finger up his butthole while kissing him ever so tenderly, and then finishes by giving him a mud moustache.
by Corn & Rye November 14, 2022
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Your sisters moustache

Your half gay brother in law who is of a different race.
Who is this gay black guy hitting on me? Oh that's just your sisters moustache.
by The lábinator January 9, 2020
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Moustache

Did he have Moustache with his girl last night?
by dori#4040 August 5, 2022
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Milk Moustache

When a man cums inside a women and she then squirts it back on or in his mouth.
Didn't expect my wife to give me a milk moustache last night, it was a bit salty.
by Milky777 September 3, 2015
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moustache salt

The salt like residue left behind on your moustache as a result of performing cunnilingus on a female with a smelly, salty and probably very acidic genital area.
Hey bro did you hear Zak got terrible moustache salt after eating out his new girlfriend?!
by FunkInUrBunt July 14, 2018
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