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fish mong

When a girls on her period and you collect the blood from her tampon or pad then put it in a feezer and then use it as cold icy lube to masturbate
by Fishmonglover February 21, 2017
mugGet the fish mongmug.

speccy mong

A simple minded man with a jovial spirit. Lacks Intelligence and social skills.
"Is that a monkey?" ...
"Shut up you speccy mong"
by beefyboy69 November 14, 2017
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Mong Snake

Fictitious beast used to describe a catatonic hangover experience.
Once bitten by the Mong Snake the poison renders the victims incapable of doing anything despite their best intentions.
This happens particularly after alcoholic or drugs excesses the night before, and no matter how much enthusiasm and energy one has to do something, no one is capable of getting up and doing anything until the effects of poison have abated, usually after the pub has opened...
Barney: "Hey folks let's go and get some eggs, bread, some bacon, some mushrooms, and have a fry up!"
Cuthbert: "meh!"
Dibble: "gugh!"
Barney: "How about a game of frizbee?"
Dibble: "mweh!"
Cuthbert: "blub!"
Barney: "looks like we've all been bitten by the mong snake!"
Miss Lovelace: "tee hee hee!"
by Barney Mcgroo October 20, 2011
mugGet the Mong Snakemug.

pot mong

by The Captain... March 11, 2017
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Mong Parking

Excessive / unnecessary disabled parking spaces - often used by the morbidly obese and those with (COPD) smokers lung.
Bloody mong parking - that guy got out of his car into his motorized wheelchair and ate a family size pork pie, a supersize bag of chips and smoked a few cigarettes.
by Rattled January 6, 2013
mugGet the Mong Parkingmug.

Driving Mong

Ray-Vision YouTube
by ar12fan420 August 22, 2021
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Mong-Boggle

Having sex with someone who suffers from a serious lack of intelligence/character judgement/personal hygiene.
Dude, he was so desperate he went for a Mong-Boggle. Her IQ was 67 and she smelled of old-people.
by Welsh Boyo. Aye. February 1, 2010
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