Melvin

a guy with a big, juicy and a tasty ballsack.

oh look over there, that guy is so melvin!

by gayman69429 April 17, 2020

Melvined

To be scammed by someone who is clueless they're clueless.

Dr. Paul: "Hi Lori, you're looking a little upset this morning. Care to talk about it?" "Oh Dr. Paul...I don't know what to do...this guy Melvin... just cost me hundreds of dollars in service fees by lying to my credit card provider, telling them I never sent him his order. But I did...I really did. I had all my paperwork work proving I did, but the bank took his side regardless and won't pay me. I've been...oh....ahhhh...I've been Melvined"....

by Reinhardt Scrumschnutzel August 31, 2025

Melvin

Typically a white kid from a gated suburban neighborhood, typically comes from a white collar family. Benefits from the system, while simultaneously attempts to blend into friend groups that are mostly made up of poorer blue-collar persons, mostly for materialistic and/or social purposes.

A hippy trying to be buddies with a punk basically.

You usually can zero them out by asking their political views and how they think things should be run in society. If they don’t have a fake agenda, they’ll be stupid and tattle themselves out by spewing libertarian, conservative, and/or far-right nonsensical garbage.

Nazi Punks Fuck Off!

“Yo dude, didn’t that guy say he hated Mexican immigrants?”
“I heard his dad works at Big Pharmaceutical in his own little fancy office.”
“Why the fuck is he hanging out with us, he’s a fuckin’ Melvin.”

by "OGWigga"-"LilZest" August 19, 2025

Melvin

George’s python used to attack kit

George threw Melvin at kit

by Didgrueisiavdjddksh August 14, 2022

Melvin

A person with comic relief also is very athletic is somewhat popular and has a lot of loyal friends

That’s has to be a Melvin

by Spam keyboard June 19, 2019

Melvin

A front wedgie. Only achieved on girls.

"Dad, that mean girl in gym class gave me a Melvin today!"

by Snarts September 6, 2018

Melvin

a boy you love to look at. his skin is perfecty smooth and tan, his eyes are dark and dangerous yet warm and endearing and his smile is to die for. he's very smart especially in creative writing even if he is somewhat an overachiever with rock hard abs definitive v line and intimidating muscles. he loves being the best and is fiercly loyal to his friends and family. with just a wink he'll melt your heart and you will promise him your virginty. he can own your vagina with just a glance.

irl 1: omg did you see that guy?? he winked at me and my vagina belonged to him

girl 2: oh yeah that happened to me yesterday, he's such a melvin.

by anonymous November 29, 2021