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Tuscaloosa Tape Measure

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The Act of stretching one's weiner far enough to bend and measure the crack of there ass before sticking it in there butt.similar to that of a tape measure
Dude did you see rick do the Tuscaloosa tape measure?
Yeah dude that shit was gnarly
by Jamarifinklenut July 19, 2025
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Hym Iam "We don't accept half-measures. And you don't get your own rules. Imposter out. Gone. Forever."
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