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Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)

Has vagina problems. Was once called the Queefanator 2000 in the Guinness book of world records. Held the title for 269 queefs in a minute. Now this is only the beginning... Andrew MoQueefa has the shallowest, loosest and most stank / crusty mangina of all time. Lets just say if you were to go anywhere near an Andrew MoQueefa, you would know from his stank pussy right away. There are even tall tales about small insects and varmints crawling out during sex. It is said to be the queen of stanky pussies. Now moving on to the other side... Andrew MoQueefa has had so many things shoved up his ass, that he now must wear a tampon up there to keep his shit from simply sliding out. if he ever were to have a baby it would die from the stankyness of the puss (it would suffocate). He has anal fissures from shoving black dildos up his asshole.
bro 1: dude I had the worst sex last night.
bro 2: why bro

bro 1: the puss was so messed up it was like all of Africa visited it

bro 2: Dang it must have been a Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)
by AnalFissures69 December 7, 2018
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