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Marty vass

To place a multi and say you nearly got it and you will eventually win though never do
I went to the tab and did a Marty Vass over the weekend's games
by Ordraw July 29, 2020
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Um Jammer Marty

A rhythm video game by Flipline Studios released on March 18, 2019.
Bruh, Um Jammer Marty is a piece of overrated crap.
by Pamy_Chan August 27, 2020
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Martys

Male feminists or male allies to the feminist cause.

This is a reference to the original Marty, Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s husband - Marty Ginsburg.
There should be more Martys in the world!
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Martys

Male feminists. Male allies for feminist causes.

In honor of the original Marty ie. Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s supportive husband, Marty Ginsburg.
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Marty

a cool boy who has lots of friends and does crazy shit . he gets all the girls and makes everyone laugh and is an amazing friend he is always there for you and will fight anyone who pisses him off
i have an awesome friend his name is Marty.
by anonymous September 24, 2020
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Marty Forker

"Hey, did you see that guy knock down 6 refresher bombs, how awesome was that?", "Yeah, that was so Marty Forker of him".
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Marty Massage

A circuit training program which combines exercise with massage. This was created by Major Martha Halftrack, US Army (Ret.). Usually done in the mornings before her husband, Amos, gets up. It is very comforting. So, if you want comfort without a barrage, go to Camp Swampy and get a Marty Massage.
Marty: Hey Bryant, you look tired, honey. What can I do to wake you up? (Suddenly snaps her hand) I know, how about a Marty Massage? You love those!

Bryant: Okay, how about five minutes of massage, then we run down to the DFAC and back again, and then another massage? (Jumps up and takes off running)

Marty: Whoah! Hold up! We haven't even done the warm up stretches, yet. Remember, you can't do PT cold body. You'd rip a muscle, sweetie pie.

Amos: What are you two doing? Oh, the Marty Massage? I love that! Can I do it, too?

Bryant: Sure! Drop and give me one-fifty! (Blows the whistle) Ten HUT!

Marty: Good God! One hundred and fifty push ups? That's a lot of push ups. That's my honeybear, don't burn him up!

Bryant: I'm not. (They all start running for the DFAC) I'm hungry. All this exercise made me want to eat.

Amos: Whoah! Me too! I gotta eat. Then, after we eat, we can burn off more goo. Good thing she knows what she's talking about.

Marty: Well, would any of you like a massage? Its not just exercise, its massage too! The Marty Massage is awesome!
by Dusty's Baby Powder August 1, 2011
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