Queso mustache

When a male ejaculates onto their partner's face (generally after oral sex) and the semen lands largely on the upper lip. The ejaculatee then puts on a sombrero and yells "Dios mio!" and restrains their partner until the semen dries, creating a queso mustache.

Last night, my wife ended up with a textbook queso mustache after a blowjob.

by atleastjake December 20, 2015

Chicago Mustache

A Chicago Mustache is similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the person giving the Chicago Mustache eats nothing but laxatives and corn the day before and proceeds to spray loose, chunky shit all over the face and upper torso of the person receiving it. Similar to a Manitoba Milkbag.

"Ryan was sleeping one night and I gave him a Chicago Mustache. There was corn everywhere."

"Bitch got mouthy, so she got a Chicago Mustache."

by 563er April 3, 2009

Dirty Mustache

When a person gains the ability to grow a mustache but it's thin and patchy.

John: " Ugh! I wish Michael would shave off that dirty mustache!"
Ben: "Just because you can grow facial hair, doesn't always mean you should."

by SuprSaiyanTurry December 26, 2015

milf mustache

The result of sucking on a milf's breats after she has had a baby. Similar to the Milk Mustache but much classier.

Got milf?

"Wow that was some great sex, can you pass me a towel I need to wipe off my milf mustache"

by BarryB. September 19, 2009

mustache party

A party for homosexuals.

"Dude you going to the mustache party later?" No, I'm not gay.

by Seth Pommerantz May 23, 2008

Montezuma's Mustache

A fond relative to the dirty sanchez, Cleveland steamers, and our multicultural favorite, the butthole bindi, a montezuma's mustache only works occasionally, thus it is much more special. When faced with a case of diarrhea, one gently crouches over his or her lover and lets it rip.

Baby, the only thing good about this food poisoning is the fact that we can share our love with a montezuma's mustache.

by jean anyon July 30, 2008

dusty mustache

The particles of shit crumbs and ass matter that stick to the freshly laid strip o'jizz on a whore's upper lip after someone farts in her face.

I hadn't wiped in two days. That was a REAL dusty mustache.

by AmyKristinaChuck February 4, 2008