m & m trail fix

When you find all the m & m's gone from the trail mix just know someone made it healthy for you by doing a

m & m trail fix! It is a selfless act to fix your mix and is a win win for all parties because who needs to mix candy with healthy food?

kids: who ate all the m & m's out of the trail mix I just got?
mom: I m & m trail fix that because you need to stay healthy
kids: Mom!!!!!!

mom: rofl you are welcome?

by roxbox007 February 6, 2020

m for m

million for million

We can go m for m

by Fat Biy June 14, 2024

M&M

When someone from the burbs goes to the ghetto and acts hard and like they know what it's like to live there but the other people know that this person is a fake

This M&M went to the ghetto last night acting all hard and shit and got his ass kicked

by SpasticSarcastic November 8, 2019

Green M&M

The thing that gave Tucker Carlson instant erections at every commercial, but doesn't anymore, so he's sad.

I'm Tucker Carlson, and since I can't Jerk off to the sexy Green M&M anymore, I'm going to cry about it on national television.

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023

man face m&m

custom m&m that can be combined with a cookie

man face m&m is cool

by arandomdudelol December 26, 2023

M&M's

The biggest fucking copy of smarties ever. An Illegal drug that deserves death if you are found eating this shit.

Jake: Yo, you got any M&M's?
Alex: Fuck no, M&M's are shit, now get out of here before the police find you eating M&M's.

by thatweirdkidatschool December 21, 2019

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yet another keyboard spam

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by Polypher May 3, 2024