The Lonely Blumpkin

When one tries to suck his own cock while shitting

I tried to suck my own cock while shitting. It was the lonely blumpkin.

by metalmetalrob February 26, 2010

Lonely Jones

An outcast or loner.

My life is that of a Lonely Jones.

by Carey from May 4, 2008

Lonely Lights

More commonly known as "high-beams" or "brights" headlights on a vehicle, they were originally invented to give drivers better visibility while driving at night. On the contrary, they gain the nickname "lonely lights" due to the fact that when one flips them on at night, 90% of the time, a vehicle will immediately appear coming the opposite direction, (forcing you to turn them right back off,) thus not making you so lonely anymore.

Steve tried over and over in the rain to turn on his lonely lights to see better, but time after time, people just kept appearing on the road and his efforts were in vain.

by traptintheburg June 2, 2011

Lone Boning

Lone Boning

A term for male masturbation

"Dude let's invite some chicks over tomorrow"
"Awww sundays my lone boning day"

by natewill January 8, 2012

Lone babies

Another name for the national beer of Texas, Lone Star

"Did you get beer for the river? I won't go float unless we have some lone babies"

by ok_grl June 14, 2016

Lonely-Sexual

Where someone has trouble finding a relationship they aren't good enough for people and rejection is all they get.

Not heterosexual, Homosexual, or Bi-Sexual.

Person 1-Hey I'm going to come out... I'm lonely-sexual.
Person 2-I strongly support your decision.

Person 1-I have found where I Belong, it all makes sense now. I Can't change even if I try even if I wanted to. sexuality

by Bubble Star December 19, 2015

Lonely tomato

When someone leaves a turd in the toilet without flushing

Dude, that's one if the smelliest lonely tomatoes ever

by Ben burrito April 27, 2014