Lanse cruise north middle school

This is a school that’s literally so sad. The 6th graders act like they own the place while the seventh and eighth graders vape in the bathrooms. Also half them smoke weed and get high.

Lanse cruise north middle school is sorta insane.

by Ava :) October 5, 2020

Pudi lan

Pussy dick

Extreme shock or discomfort

Oh pudi lan theres a nigga in front of me

by Lifesupportmachine69 January 27, 2023

Lan luck

The complete opposite of chuck luck. Lan luck is comparative to slipping on ice and landing on your ass, only instead of falling on the ground, you end up falling on a 12 inch dildo coated in rockguard that bottoms out in your lungs. Many people who suffer from lan luck end up contemplating suicide or suffer from depression and a resentment for people who live their lives normally. Often times you will see these individuals praying beforehand to just have something work for once. This usually involves menial tasks such as loading up a video game, trying to get marginally lucky for lootbox rewards or just going from point A to point B whilst travelling. Many of the afflicted are named Landon, Lan or have some sort of variation of the previously listed names. The cause is unknown but is the main driving point that people associated with chuck luck are to blame as they are viewed as siphoning all luck away from them. Those who have the names "chuck" are deeply resented in these situations.

Lan: "Please God. Please God. Please God! Just start the damn game. I'm sick of this."
Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!"
Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now."
Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."

by Chucky boyyyooo February 15, 2019

Bao Lan

pretty, smart, charming, attractive

Bao Lan <3

by always smart November 21, 2021

LAN

‘LAN’ is an abbreviation for the term lazy ass nigga

Wow he is such a LAN, his dishes are all over his bed!

by wagglewigglewoggle June 22, 2021

Ou lan lan

Some ancient old man living in a temple

Ou lan lan: *walks in building*
Everyone: all hail ou lan lan

by The creater of earth September 9, 2019

LAN buds/homies

A LAN bud/homie is a friend that you only really consider a friend in reference to video games.

Essentially, a non-close friend who you only really interact with while playing video games.

Guy 1: hey you’re friends with him right? Why don’t you go talk to him

Guy 2: oh no we’re not really friends, we’re just LAN buds/homies

by MagicMooze November 2, 2021