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Lanse cruise north middle school

This is a school that’s literally so sad. The 6th graders act like they own the place while the seventh and eighth graders vape in the bathrooms. Also half them smoke weed and get high.
by Ava :) October 5, 2020
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LAN-cold

The feeling you get after loads of hours on LAN parties. You feel cold even though you are sweating and hot. This is most likely caused by either all the bad food you've eaten, all the energy drinks or just staying up for a while.
After 24 hours of LAN'ing:

John: Damn, maybe I've caught the flu! I'm feeling so cold even though I'm hot and sweating.
Peter: Mate, you've got the LAN-cold.
by Lethan December 15, 2009
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Lan

Main character from the Megaman Battle Network series from 2001 to 2006, who uses Megaman as his navi.
Megaman: Lan, wake up, you're gonna be late. The WWW has been active again.
Lan (wakes up): I just had a good dream.
by Greghef November 27, 2018
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Lan

Lan is a name. Lan is the type guy who’s a bro. Lans are Canadian and strong lovers of Logic. Lan is good at quickscoping and getting ladies. Lan is open to a good “no strings attached (as Lan calls it)” every once in a while. Overall he is a great guy and he is involved in a Bible Study.
Kai: “Did you see that Canadian guy over there?”
Sam: “Haha... You mean Lan?”

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Karim: “That guy is an excellent quickscoper, do we know of him?”
Dylan: “Of course we know him, that’s Lan!”
by TheBBCman October 24, 2018
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Lan luck

The complete opposite of chuck luck. Lan luck is comparative to slipping on ice and landing on your ass, only instead of falling on the ground, you end up falling on a 12 inch dildo coated in rockguard that bottoms out in your lungs. Many people who suffer from lan luck end up contemplating suicide or suffer from depression and a resentment for people who live their lives normally. Often times you will see these individuals praying beforehand to just have something work for once. This usually involves menial tasks such as loading up a video game, trying to get marginally lucky for lootbox rewards or just going from point A to point B whilst travelling. Many of the afflicted are named Landon, Lan or have some sort of variation of the previously listed names. The cause is unknown but is the main driving point that people associated with chuck luck are to blame as they are viewed as siphoning all luck away from them. Those who have the names "chuck" are deeply resented in these situations.
Lan: "Please God. Please God. Please God! Just start the damn game. I'm sick of this."
Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!"
Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now."
Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."
by Chucky boyyyooo February 15, 2019
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Lan

A beautiful Slovenian man that is beloved by everyone. He is like a chewing toy but people sure do love him.
by ImpossibleMeme June 22, 2019
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lan-li

A Short Aggressive girl. She’s a good friend but isn’t friendly. Is always there for. She’s a Fucking Crackhead. Smart but asks retarded.
Bruh Lan-li is a fucking egg😂
by Weirdo_Central October 15, 2019
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