The historical group known as the Bavarian “Illuminati” was a secret society founded on May 1st, 1776, in the Electorate of Bavaria. The society had stated goals including the opposition of religious and superstitious influences on public life, and fighting abuses of state power. Alongside Freemasonry, they were later outlawed in Bavaria by edict. Since then, the term is used to reference many groups that claim either direct or indirect lineage from the original Illuminati, as well as Freemasons and other groups under that umbrella.
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I know a place that’s new,
Where reptilians butt-fuck Jews,
Alex Jones is up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
Last night they were snorting glue,
Until their faces turned bright blue,
I think I saw David Icke up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
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It’s the Illuminati,
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It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Everyday cooking up something brand new,
And now they’re gonna target you!
I know a place that’s new,
Where reptilians butt-fuck Jews,
Alex Jones is up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
Last night they were snorting glue,
Until their faces turned bright blue,
I think I saw David Icke up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Everyday cooking up something brand new,
And now they’re gonna target you!
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This is a popular phrase in the discord roleplay server Shriggia and other servers including Srabia, USS, Shednekia, ETC. This phrase is mostly used by the people in the revolutionary side against the Republic. It states "Justice for three" meaning justice for the three characters who were killed by the "Silluminati" in the roleplay server which was started in 2019, Xia Xenos, Shalter and Sarash Borhani. Both were killed by high ranking officials who rig elections every year to make sure they remain in control of "Shriggia". The revolutionary members call them the Silluminati.
Sanoto Reporter : So, Shustin and Edward, what do you think of the recent usage of the phrase "Justice for the three against the Silluminati"?
Edward : Well, I can't really comment on this as the Silluminati doesn't exist. I am the president. If something like the Silluminati existed, I would be the first to know about it.
Shustin : Exactly. I'm tired of all the Silluminati accusations. Silluminati isn't real. It's never existed and never will under our control.
Edward : Well, I can't really comment on this as the Silluminati doesn't exist. I am the president. If something like the Silluminati existed, I would be the first to know about it.
Shustin : Exactly. I'm tired of all the Silluminati accusations. Silluminati isn't real. It's never existed and never will under our control.
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