Kettled

When you’re snorting phat slugs of ketamine and you feel the moments just before you k hole

‘Your kettled cunt’

‘Your kettled cunt’

by Y0UR10N1C3 September 28, 2025

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Kettled

The act of a kettle warming up a liquid inside of it.

The kettle kettled the water

This water has been kettled

by uivuigui bhbh December 19, 2022

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The Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Yasuo mains saying Queens of Leauge users are weird

Yasuo Main: Omg QOL users are weird
QOL user: Not the Pot calling the kettle black

by IDK ME I Guess October 6, 2021

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Pot calling the kettle black

Hipocricy

Zoned out daughter who has just unknowingly won the world record finishing a bowl of spaghetti-
hey dad, stop slurping.....
All round great dad- well....that's the 'Pot Calling The Kettle Black'

by Mine farter March 13, 2024

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charlie kettle

if u ever meet him run. he talks to a solid 30 girls, on average, a day. 6ft with curly hair and that. fifa sweat and bums off girls for a living.

that whore needs to kill himself, he's such a "charlie kettle"!

by MilfMasher November 22, 2021

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Describes someone who is incompetent. In fact, 'incompetent' is being too kind - they are shite. Completely shite. So shite that the decisions they make do little else than inflict unhappiness and induce rage.

A shit stain on the adult diaper of life.

They are a bit of a Trevor Kettle; c*nt!

by Every football fan ever! January 30, 2019

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