Josiah

If you know someone who is unfortunate enough to be named Josiah, please send them to therapy. Josiah, is Jewish for “whale sperm”

Josiah likes dick

by LovleyFlower000 February 9, 2022

Josiah

A literal god with dreads

He must be a Josiah

by Kumsock October 5, 2021

josiah

someone who needs to get their money up not they funny up

Guy1: Did you hear josiah got his funny up not his money up
Guy2: Lmao rip bozo

by lightspeed_gamer October 18, 2021

Josiah

A Josiah is a very handsome and fine and an exquisite man.He cares a lot for the people that he loves.He is very fun a funny and did I mention that he is handsome.And he also has a dump truck

Person 1: Whoaaa he has a dump truck

Person 2: Of course he does he’s Josiah

by Thefantabulousprincess July 20, 2021

Josiah Effect

short circuit that happens in the wiring of the brain when one first experiences a visual encounter with Josiah

Random bitch: Bro who’s Josiah?
Other random : That one dude from orange who’s hella buff

Random bitch: Yo no homo but he’s beautiful

Well that’s just the Josiah effect

by Lolheyyyy July 25, 2021

Josiah

Josiah's are the most amazing people ever. They love music and sports. A Josiah doesn't like to be with the crowd, but like being by themselves or with a smaller group. Josiah's love working together, and are very hard workers. They have dark brown to black colored hair, and hazel eyes. If you see him, he will be playing with animals BECAUSE HE LOVES THEM SO MUCH!! Josiah's love romance, so get ready to be in a steamy bath before long!! With a tussle of his hair, he will entice you and you will never want to look at anything ever again. They are most compatible with Libra or Leo. If you have a Josiah in your life, never let him go because you will regret for the rest of your life.

Person 1: Today I was feeling horrible and then Josiah came in.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: He invited me over and we had the greatest time ever!!

by Lady Bahama August 1, 2021

Josiah

Josiah is a boy who is often described as a material girl. A little fruity.

Person: Bro did you just see that guy walk in with a carton of milk? Material girl behavior.

Person 2: Oh that's just Josiah

by literallaundrydetergent February 27, 2022