Jenkin

A form of masturbation where the participant attempts to make their penis wider.

Matthew was jenkin it in spanish class.

by The.V.Man November 25, 2024

Jenkins Money

One who has so much money they could crush you with their ATM receipt but pretends to be broke. Also known as a Big Baller or The Hammer.

Man I would love to buy that new truck but I don't have that Jenkins money.

by Sir Shady McShade February 28, 2023

Subtle Jenkins

An international, long distance crush

I met someone on zoom, turns out they're across the pond. I think I've got a subtle jenkins for them.

by shamanshadow January 14, 2021

Leeroy Jenkins

All your friends and people around you.

Look! Mike is such an idiot, he's just like Leeroy Jenkins.
See this guy? I'm sure he will just rush in the nearby shop like Leeroy Jenkins!
My ass is for Leeroys only.

by Ainis March 21, 2018

Pvt. Jenkins promotion

That moment when Pvt. Jenkins gets promoted to senior moderator. Pvt. Jenkins promotion

Pvt. Jenkins promotion
amog sus lucid for trial mod covered myself in oil

by Lucid-bean882 April 9, 2021

pull a Jenkins

1. to fail something every time on the first attempt, and inexplicably succeed the second time

did the build fail? try again, it may have pulled a Jenkins.
Don't pull a Jenkins, I have only one of them.

by ciko-the-it-guy September 14, 2021

leo jenkins

i'm so sorry...i know its been months but...i still love you, pathetic i know. but i'm happy for you.

leo jenkins is just a person you fall for. his eyes, his smile, his goofiness.

even if you don't mean to, you just end up completely falling for him...

i love you, no matter what, leo jenkins. infinity x infinity...(x infinity)
i guess infinity really isn't forever.

by aresrwm September 9, 2022