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Catchphrase Intended

When a sentence you write/type comes out like more of a catchphrase than the pun it was intending to be.
It’s more of an ice cream if it’s in a cone, it’s not a gelato if it’s not in a cup. Catchphrase Intended
by wiseowlforums May 25, 2018
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MANDATORY INTENSE SHITEATING

When the PEDOPHILE is entering into UNCERTAINTY and EXTREME FRIGHT.
Unpredictable MANDATORY SHIT EATING as you are required to do it way more often as your MANDATORY FAG PUMP that EG0 IS SOARING but you can't help it but MANDATORY INTENSE SHIT EATING will as ANAL ALAN it is going to get SCARIER AND SCARIER as you obviously make attempts to constipate yourself with MANDATORY PISS DRINKING as tell you what , go to the MANDATORY INTENSE SHITEATING NOW ALAN I WALDMAN PEDOPHILE MANDATORY SHITEATER.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 26, 2022
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An intense erection

A type of erection where its so hard and huge that it actually becomes rather painful for the male. This normally happens whenever the man first wakes up, also known as “morning wood.”
*man wakes up”
Wow what an intense erection!
by WazzuppG November 20, 2022
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offense intended

The opposite of "no offense"
It's what you say right before insulting somebody to let him know your insult is intentional and that you mean every word of it too
^ No offense, but you support racist immigration policies, and I don't respect that
> Yeah, well, offense intended: I screw your Salvadoran girlfriend behind your back, and she loves it. So take that, you cuckolded little B
^ Hey, what the hell!
by thurb April 16, 2023
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your meant to search for stuff like demon time or something, not sentences
"hey dude im gonna search urban dictionary sucks!"

"this is not the intended use of the search bar"
by falmed February 16, 2022
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no dirty mind intended

No dirty mind intended, or NDMI is used when someone wants to say something that soinfs suspicious but does not intend to make it sound suspicious, it is the opposite word for sinful mind and vicious mind.
Jake:"my sister is so stubburn, no matter how hard i HIT her she still would not obey me."
Sam:"well, you might need to hit her harder. No dirty mind intended THOUGH."
by mevss October 20, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025
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