scrotal fur

A fancy name for a man's pubes. Other names include scrote fuzz, hairy peaches, and or the lion's mane (as you can imagine). Great care and landscaping are encouraged for this ball hair. A weekly scrubbing should remove most viscous fluids from the fur.

Wow this shampoo is excellent at decreasing my scrotal fur!

by U w0t M8? April 20, 2015

Mob-fur

Hairy wicked, excellent, good times for all.

Wow, that fireworks display was Mob-fur!!!

by Lay November 09, 2003

fur ghost

When your girlfriend breaks up from you and find her hair around the house and jerk off to it.

He was so upset over his divorce that he starting jacking off to her fur ghost.

by McIronTwat March 10, 2017

Fur trapping

The act of trying to locate and have sex with a furry

Hey, I'm going fur trapping tonight. You in?

by Two angry vets February 09, 2020

fur pie

Usually referring to an unshaven female pudenda, but it could refer to any bodily hair (underarm hair, pubic hair, leg hair) of both genders

I can deal with fur pie, but it's not my favorite kind of pie.

-"Are you unshaven?"
-"Well..."
-"Are you unshaven? Fur pie doesn't sell."

by Lorelili November 26, 2005

gorilla fur

thick male pubes covering his body to the point that he belongs in a zoo with the gorillas.

"Did you see the gorilla fur on that guy?! He belongs in a zoo!"

by Iknowyourdirtysecrets March 31, 2016

Fur Hag

Pejorative proper noun. Someone who flaunts the use of fur fashion, despite the anti-animal practices it supports.

While at a Parisian nightclub recently, Lindsay Lohan had a bag of flour dumped on her and was proclaimed a Fur Hag by a rabid PETA supporter (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxyg2UsyIlQ)

Use - OMG, did you see what Lindsay Lohan wore to that premiere the other day? She is such a Fur Hag!

by Dakota Moss November 21, 2008