when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!
"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"
by Tim2345 October 3, 2006

This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of
If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some only cans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So i hope that you can handle 330mil
So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some only cans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So i hope that you can handle 330mil
So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
by Dreamsmpurbandict June 19, 2022

by captainbone October 4, 2022

by RozaBelikova November 16, 2022

A shitbox driven by young car enthusiasts who wish they could legaly drive in real life but instead spend countless hours on making a civic in Roblox Studio and get mad when their "Slot Car" gets denied by the community owner.
by PureDewil January 1, 2022

by The incredibly offensive child March 11, 2016

A “Slut Slot” is a vagina. Although all females have a vagina, they do not all have a “Slut Slot,” as it is an honor bestowed upon women who use their vaginas for the greater good to satisfy all men and have quirks not applicable to all vaginas, like a weird smell, extra moisture, and my favorite, lots of discharge. The first Slut Slot was founded years ago by Gill and only recently overtaken by Lorna, who has put in a mighty effort to become the #1 Slut Slot.
Me- I bet that slut slot is still worth ago
Friend- Yeah me too, if she wasn’t my mother I’d give her ago
Me- I’m sure she won’t mind, that slot has seen more action then a Las Vegas Quarter Counter
Friend- Yeah me too, if she wasn’t my mother I’d give her ago
Me- I’m sure she won’t mind, that slot has seen more action then a Las Vegas Quarter Counter
by CaptBigHairyCock July 13, 2025
