IBS

Itchy Butt Syndrome

Fred: Why you keep go to the bathroom
Mike: I have IBS
Fred: Irritable Bowel Syndrome?
Mike: No Itchy Butty Syndrome. I gotta scratch my ass

by semper afk January 18, 2019

Ibee

Someone who shows traits and characteristics of being an idiot and a bitch all wrapped in one tiny 4'9" package.

Person 1: "Hey Chino, where's the Ibee at?"

Person 2:Yelling "Joooosiiiiie!!!"
Person 3: What babe, I'm trying to make dinner"
Person 2: "There she is in the bathroom."

by Chinooks64 September 22, 2023

Ibs

I’m being serious

My girl needs to come back bro.. IBS

by BoonThaGoon September 19, 2023

IBS

IRRITABLE BITCH SYNDROME: SYNDROME IN WHICH PERSON EXPERIENCES HIGH LEVELS OF BITCHINESS WHEN HE/SHE DOES NOT GET HIS/HER WAY. LASTING ANYWHERE FROM 2HRS TO 2WEEKS. ALSO MIGHT EXPERIENCE THE SUDDEN URGE TO PUNCH BABIES AND THE ELDERLY.

ONLY MEDICATION AVAILABLE IS IBS SUPPOSITORIES

MY COWORKER IN THE SERVICE DRIVE SAYS HE LOVES TAKING IBS MEDICATION.

by STUFFER April 25, 2019

-ib

-ib is a prefix that means opposite

-ib + (name) = opposite of the name

by Labowski_Pro March 10, 2022

ibe

a man that takes care of his women and does whatever he has to do for his family and he very very very sexy

"ibe is my MAN"

by smellystinkywhore December 16, 2023

IB

This is a program that was created for the sole purpose of torturing children, by encouraging them to chose and enrol in this lengthy, annoying, sole sucking program, AKA hell. The pain that IB Students go through is self inflicted, and is a consequence of poor decision making. IB teaches students the precious art of bullshitting their way through 7, 2000 word essays on subjects like Maths and Biology, and a 4000 word essay.

Overall the IB is an unnecessary program, that was made to make teenagers question their life choices and also life as a whole, which ironically is also the aim of TOK.

Example
"The reason my social life is pretty much non-existent is due to the IB, cause the only interaction that I have is with my EE, IA, CAS and TOK."

by IB destroyed my life October 29, 2020