B-W-I-T-Z-I-C-A-N

a man that is white. no. a man that is black. no. a man that is mexican. no. ITS ALL THREE!!

that man is a B-W-I-T-Z-I-C-A-N

by @jane kirky May 30, 2023

I remember when I had my first beer.

An effective insult. Used when someone says something sophomoric. Made famous by Steve Martin on his "Wild and Crazy Guy" album.

(Audience member): What's your mood watch say?
(Martin): Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.

by dcd$ January 20, 2011

I walk where I want Bitch

A way of saying that a person will walk where they want........ Its just more fun adding the BITCH part.... it makes the phrase more fun to say and adds more meaning to it.

Person 1: I hate jay walking
Person 2: me too.....I walk where I want Bitch!

by I'm the master of cupcakes! February 13, 2012

I didn't know I was playing church league softball

A phrase meaning you have received a weak alcoholic drink. Coined by a Josh Fieler in the Lexington, Ky area in early 2011

Here is your bourbon and coke sir.

I'm sorry, I didn't know I was playing church league softball.

by Krynja August 17, 2013

i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up

i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up is the best come back in the history of time. if anyone says this they will absolotly kill there opponent or they will fall to the ground and cry

person 1: shutup ur gay 😂
person 2: i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up 😘
person 1: *dies*

by bigbussywarts March 09, 2022

I remember when I had my first beer.

A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking. Taken from a line Will Ferrell says to John C. Reilly in the comedy "Step Brothers".

1. Guy 1: "Dude, that Coors Light is gettin' to me!"

Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."

2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."

Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."

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