hristophe

A man with a 70 meter defeater aka an extremely long dick.

Yo did you hear hristophe fucked my sister last night.

by Bigppboy.com November 5, 2020

Christopher Allen Gonzalez

A fighting Messiah whose capabilities and ultra-human strength exceed those of any being, human or non human in nature. Christopher Allen Gonzalez's true identity and age is unknown though he takes on the form of a teenage male with dark brown hair. He spends his time traversing planet earth, spending the majority of his time winning at everything. Outside of his supernatural physical abilities he also has the ability to control various elements with his mind. He can change the weather in his present environment and change migration patterns of animals by will. After voluntarily offering himself for medical research in 2001 it was discovered that he is capable of using 100% of his brain’s function and over 85% of his bodies muscle fibres. He is capable of re-generating after attaining wounds. He has fought against a number of menacing opponents such as Charizard, Alien, Predator, Neo from the Matrix, those capable of using the Buddhist Palm technique, Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris, all of whom have been mercilessly beaten.See More

Christopher Allen Gonzalez is simply amazing

by Mr.B1g November 26, 2010

Christopher

An amazing outstanding boy who is extremely kind and attractive. When you fall in love with a 'Christopher' you will forever. 'Christopher's' have naturally large genitalia. They are a match for somebody who is a 'Lucy'

Wow, i love him because hes such a christopher

by bigcuddleorlicclecuddle June 2, 2011

Kristopher

one with kindness in their heart", "a gentle soul", and "one who is dearly loved" & "one with many piercings.

"Kristopher is so sweet"!;
"Forget that look at all of those piercings"!

by Afton Runner July 6, 2010

Christopher Walkens

The effect one gets from smoking a certain threshold of pot, wherein they start acting like Christopher Walken in speech, movements, voice and intentions.

"How many bowls have you smoked, Phil?"
"About 4 man, I think I have the Christopher Walkens already"

by A19 August 17, 2008

Christopher

A typically emotionless person, only showing true emotion under extreme circumstances. Typically antisocial and addicted to technology, you will most likely never notice him. If you pick an argument with him, do know that he will be pick a ouiji board. You must finish the argument before leaving it he will haunt you until the end of your days. He also likes puns.

Guy 1: Dude, don't fuck with Christopher!

Guy 2: Who's he?
Guy 1: He's the kid in the corner on the laptop.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the pun boy.

by Pun_Lord November 17, 2017

Christopher

A person with a huge penis probably one of the best friends you'll ever meet. A really funny person and probably one of the funniest people you'll ever meet

Christopher is the best person ever

by Playboy cuck September 12, 2018