John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails

Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!

by Digidark May 30, 2018

Homer

A stoned gay person.

Look at these homers. Makes me sick.

by RiPfT June 10, 2018

Homer’s Special

A donut with pink icing and sprinkles.

It’s like a Homer’s Special but Season... something.

by Another Minecrafter April 27, 2020

Homer-Proof

Only one simple step is usually given. Where Idiot-proof isn't enough. Its as simple as pulling a Tab, sitting down, eat, sleeping.

Are you sure this is idiot-proof?

I more than that, its Homer-proof and you definitely can't go wrong with that.

by VeeZee07 July 31, 2020

Homer Simpson

I know damn right you did not just look up Homer Simpson

Dude watch The Simpsons on Fox then you will know who the fuck Homer Simpson is

by Puss_bot June 1, 2020

homer

A man who is so American I think he should reinstate manifest destiny.

Mmmmmmmm... *extreme saliva run* donuts... said homer

by some random lithuanian June 13, 2020

homer simpsoning

Verb
To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20

Rod: We can't leave till the pastor says to.
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning

by Batman091190 October 1, 2020