hollister

a west coast themed store that sells expensive clothing but, sometimes sexy clothing when girls wear it =). hollister jeans/pants in my opinion are very tight looking on hot girls and looks very good. some guys also shop here to, in fact yestarday i bought a 30 dollar polo shirt from them. even though they are expensive and kind of got the "gay" thing to them for guys, i still think they offer high quality clothing wheter otr not it's ripped. besides, i'd rater wear expensive clothing from hollister then a 2 dollar blank red tank top from wal-mart with a tag that says "XTREME ATHLETIXS". or a shirt from jcpenney's that say "ugh, my dog at my homework", or a shirt that says "hey dude, wanna play dis tubular video game i bought yesterday??". point of the fact is if you want the ladies do like you, BUY TRENDY CLOTHING!! who cares if the pants are all ripped up to shreds and they're only 250, chicks LOVE IT!! Hollister is a good store in my opinion that is very unique and delivers a good taste for teens/colleagues that want well.. trendiness.

gay evan: hey man, nadine gave me sum good head yesterday cuz all the chicks love my gayish acts.
straight darren: yea but your gay, so why would she give you head??
gay evan: ugh, ugh, ugh, i don't know well ugh.
straight darren: WAIT A MINUTE!! if i wear hollister and act gay i'll get head too??!!
gay evan: damnit kid, your NOT supposed to know that!!
slut nadine: hey lover boy what are you talking sbout now?
gay evan: ugh, nothing.
straight darren: Dear, Mrs. Slut Nadine, I'm gay and I would like to bang you till i explode all over your... hot... and... tan... and perfect and oh so smooh face. please suck it as slow as you can, *up, and down, up and down, then very slowly clean and lick it up. Thank You, HUH wait a minute!! EVAN!!!

by Darren Hinke's best buddy August 10, 2006

Hollister

A store that provides gay clothing to today's youngest and gayest kids.

Hey Marcus, let's go be gay and go to Hollister.

by Dell PC April 26, 2006

hollister

A store in which men buy female clothing. It is not "stylish"... it's ridiculous, and it's not "metro"... it's flat out gay.

When did it become acceptable for a guy to wear a pink shirt? Why would anyone buy a pair a baggy plaid shorts that resemble a kilt? Who in their right mind would buy pre-torn jeans? When did dark brown and pink become a tasteful color combination? It is enough to bring one to tears, seeing the cashier in a tight collared shirt with a popped collar and seagreen and lavender stripes. Is that what a man - of any social strata - should wear? Unless they are openly homosexual, the answer is no.

It should also be noted that Hollister prices are no higher than any other mall outlet store, including Abercrombie and Fitch, Pacific Sunwear, or Hot Topic... so you can't use the "you just can't afford it" arguement. Most people can afford it; you just have some bad taste.

Taylor bought a pink polo shirt and pants that looked like a kilt at Hollister to show off to chicks how secure he was with his masculinity, and was hit on by every guy at the bar that night.

by End Your Life July 14, 2006

Hollister

Abercombie and Fitch's red-headed bastard stepchild bitch.

You little hollister fitch bitch!

by nowa April 18, 2006

Hollister

A clothing store that has industrialized beach culture. They sell overpriced shirts that say stuff on them like "Huntington Beach", "Newport Beach", "Cali", and so on in that fashion. This store is extremely popular to rednecks in the Midwest that dream about going to southern California.

NEWSFLASH: If you wear clothes on them that say "California", you're probably not from California. So, to all hicks: turn MTV off, take off that Hollister shirt, and go swim in a pond.

by Ian Trautner December 28, 2005

Hollister Co.

A well-known clothing store found in generally most malls, which has the surfer feel to it and is owned by the popular Abercrombie and Fitch. Hollister is cheaper than Abercrombie, yet it is owned by the same company. Hollister is most likely associated with the envied "preps", or upper class teenagers. This excludes goths, punks, nerds, and emos. If you shop here you are most likely garunteed to be labeled a "high class snobby bitch", however unlike goths, punk nerds, emos, ect.; you will actually walk out of the store feeling like a million dollars :)

"Yea, i bought this skirt at Hollister for $34.50! What a steal!"

by hollisterHottie4UAZ August 8, 2005

Hollister

The city is located in Northen California about an hour and a half off the coast. The store is a branch off A&F. A store that knows nothing about surfing nor Southern California yet claims "Hollister Surf Co". A store that ruins the sport of surfing. A store that has know sense of what real Sounthern Californians like. The store is worked by suburbian teens that are total "kooks" (surf poser). A store that sells a lie to mainly the mid west. Makes cheap clothing that has a preppy look. A store that calls chicks "betties". thats all you need to know.

Hollister needs to be destroyed!!! If you want to look like A southern California and live in the mid west the closest thing you can get to is pac sun or your local skate/surf shop.

by Robert Grooters March 5, 2007