network hobbit

someone of minimal beauty and looks that tries to social climb through extreme exuberance and physical contact.

Eve was air kissing Anne galore, she is such a network hobbit.

Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.

by DStar75 March 3, 2011

Hobbit hater

Someone who believes people deemed "unattractive" deserve to be excluded, mistreated, or erased from society based on their intrinsic appearance, height, or mannerisms.

"She refused to hire anyone who didn’t look like a model."
"Sounds like a total hobbit hater to me."

by ColenaSix November 26, 2024

Hobbit

A race in J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle Earth storys that is prone to alcoholism and pot smoking. This choice of lifestyle has resulted in them to have stunted growth. The majority of them are farmers due to the need to satisfy their enormous appetites due to their enormous pot smoking habits. Was originally from munchkin land but exiled by Glenda to the shire due to their addictive habits. Hobbits that incur enormous debts are promptly sold into slavery to Hogwarts Wizarding Academy to work as house elves or to Willy Wonka to work in his chocolate factory.

Hey man! I can score some dank old toby from a Hobbit in Michel Delvin.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Hobbit There And Back Again

When he cums in her mouth so deep the sperm goes up her nose, but then she starts laughing and swallows it back.

Last night i got a blowjob so hot that my girl went Hobbit There And Back Again in the end.

by Gandalf's Rod December 15, 2018

reverse hobbit

To stick one's hairy toes up one's partner's bum.

If you're gonna try both, always do the hobbit before the reverse hobbit, never vice versa.

by penelope pythagorus October 4, 2016

Culture Hobbit

A person, whom do to self-imposed isolation of cultures, is unable to adapt or appreciate the differences between thier cultures and the rest of the world.

A: "This state is raw!"
B: "That's called medium-rare, you Culture Hobbit"

by TommyCuffs February 16, 2023

Hobbit

A hobbit is a small smelly creature that you can find on the couch at any local traphouse. Hobbits become like the house pet to whatever dealer runs that traphouse. Hobbits specialize in tasks such as complimenting, cleaning, smoking and spitting in coffees

That hobbit annoys me but I dont want to let him know because he will steal my left shoe in my sleep

by Badkidx1 November 8, 2021