Hobbit

Hobbits are Mythical creatures about 3 feet tall distinguished by their big hairy feet and their stench of grass and sheep. These creatures make up for 95% of New Zealand's population despite the fact that the kiwi government denies this statistic. Another name for hobbit is kiwi or new Zealander.

Guy on the internet: Get REKT ya fucking hobbit
Kiwi: we eat grass and sheep not memes ya dum cunt

by Dat amazing person January 12, 2016

Adventurous Hobbit

A small man that often partakes in adventure, usually of homosexual orientation.

“Where is he?”
“He’s off being an adventurous hobbit in France”
“That sounds gay”

by AlphabeticalMoose January 8, 2024

hobbit jock

An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket

Dude Braden is such a hobbit jock, he thinks everyone is all over him. And he is sooooo annoying

by Wooloke April 7, 2015

hobbit helper

A one to two foot ladder to assist on reaching objects to high for a vertically challenged individual.

Can I use the hobbit helper to reach the cupboard because I'm to short

by Gabecali1488 November 16, 2023

Hobbiting

The act of curling your toes to grab a penis to grip it, and then biting the tip of the penis.

Oh, Did you see that Ellie was hobbiting Danny? That shit is freaky!

by Sinky Winky Poo December 6, 2024

Hobbit

Shot people; they'd be as but children to your eyes.

Gandelf said, " Hobbits will never scice to amaze me ."

by Whiskyneat May 7, 2025

Hobbit hater

Someone who believes people deemed "unattractive" deserve to be excluded, mistreated, or erased from society based on their intrinsic appearance, height, or mannerisms.

"She refused to hire anyone who didn’t look like a model."
"Sounds like a total hobbit hater to me."

by ColenaSix November 26, 2024