someone of minimal beauty and looks that tries to social climb through extreme exuberance and physical contact.
Eve was air kissing Anne galore, she is such a network hobbit.
Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.
Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.
by DStar75 March 3, 2011
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by Wooloke April 7, 2015
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Get the Hobbiting mug.Hobbits are Mythical creatures about 3 feet tall distinguished by their big hairy feet and their stench of grass and sheep. These creatures make up for 95% of New Zealand's population despite the fact that the kiwi government denies this statistic. Another name for hobbit is kiwi or new Zealander.
by Dat amazing person January 12, 2016
Get the Hobbit mug.A race in J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle Earth storys that is prone to alcoholism and pot smoking. This choice of lifestyle has resulted in them to have stunted growth. The majority of them are farmers due to the need to satisfy their enormous appetites due to their enormous pot smoking habits. Was originally from munchkin land but exiled by Glenda to the shire due to their addictive habits. Hobbits that incur enormous debts are promptly sold into slavery to Hogwarts Wizarding Academy to work as house elves or to Willy Wonka to work in his chocolate factory.
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Get the reverse hobbit mug.When he cums in her mouth so deep the sperm goes up her nose, but then she starts laughing and swallows it back.
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