Hayden

One sleepy mother fucker

"Hey, isn't this movie aweso- GOD DAMNIT ARE YOU ASLEEP ALREADY? Fucking heck, you Hayden."

by SippinOnFire June 15, 2016

Hayden

Hayden is a self-absorbed Joc that loves his video games and will do anything for his family.can be a good friend at times. That he will never did not putting up a fight with you. He is very prideful and handsome. His smile will make your heart melt.

You are so obsessed with Hayden

by Menial mat January 1, 2019

Hayden

brother of Harrison.

related to people named Corey who is gay

oh he’s related to that gay guy Corey, his name must be Hayden

by special agent oso October 10, 2018

Hayden

Hayden is a cool yet boring guy. He loves to game and hang out with friends. His favourite times are spent with family. He loves food more than anything in the world. Hayden has scruffy brown/blonde hair, has green eyes and is an average height. He is smooth around the ladies but can also get very nervous.

Example A
Girl 1: Who's that guy coming over here?
Girl 2: That's Hayden. He talks smoothly but can get very nervous around me aswell.

Example B
Boy 1: That's my boy Hayden walking over. He's a gamer guy.
Boy 2: Looks like he loves food too. Heavyweight LOL.

by John Joe Kelleher August 18, 2019

Hayden

extremely kinky guy. loves it rough. tries to make you his bitch. likes red eyes to match his red balls. wants to go skinny dipping in a public pool & see how long it would take to get caught. doesn't know what a firefly or artic blizzard is. likes to bound & gag people & use furry lime green handcuffs.

the only problem is that girls always seem to make him their bitch before he can make them his. Especially girls named Kristen & Stephanie

So he started asking for pics & wanted to bound & gag you?? His name is Hayden right???

Kristen: So i was texting Hayden the other day
Stephanie: you mean sexting? i bet he asked for pics again didn't he? he needs to earn those.

by crazyychickks January 1, 2011

Hayden

A guy no one likes, always nerdy and annoying. Too geeky to be alive, never sporty. Loves self deprication. No common sense

Omg look at that nerd. He must be a Hayden

by Best Biatch March 19, 2017

Hayden

A sexy man from the dirty south. Often feared by other men because of his sexyness. Very funny, with the personality of a yam. Idolizes black women and Anne Frank. Hayden's often have barbie-like mothers, and hang out with megs. Hayden's have great style, and give good blow jobs. Hayden's are genies in bed. Hayden's are also fluent in Niggerative language.

Girl- "Omg, there's Hayden!"

Anne Frank- "Don't talk to him, he makes fun of me"

Hayden- "Hi! Anne get out of here, you Jewbag.

Guy- "I'm out, this Hayden character is too sexy."

by Babyswagga3000 December 28, 2009