by Hucku1975 December 13, 2015
Get the Grecian Handshakemug. The sexual act of double penetration while on a boat or body of water; any sexual act while on a boat or body of water involving more than one penis.
by Chuck15065 April 14, 2010
Get the octopus handshakemug. You put your thumb in her ass hole. You twist it around. You put your other 3-7 fingers in her pussy. You pull her back (aggressively) and say “you just got “halvee handshaked”. She says “thank you?”
You’re drunk. You just got back to the airbnb. Ford and kilula are sitting on the couch. She’s coming over soon. You give her a good, deep, aggressive back rub. She goes to “your” room. You start making out. Eventually she says “give me the halvee handshake”. You sit. Think for a while. “It’s time” you say you yourself. You put your thumb in, twist it around, grab her by the pussy, and…. Yeah. It’s never too late to give em the halvee handshake.
You’re drunk. You just got back to the airbnb. Ford and kilula are sitting on the couch. She’s coming over soon. You give her a good, deep, aggressive back rub. She goes to “your” room. You start making out. Eventually she says “give me the halvee handshake”. You sit. Think for a while. “It’s time” you say you yourself. You put your thumb in, twist it around, grab her by the pussy, and…. Yeah. It’s never too late to give em the halvee handshake.
Gosh, that girls hot. I’d love to give her the “halvee handshake”
I wish I had a bigger Dick… guess I’ll just give her the “halvee handshake” instead
Omg that dude Connor gave me the gnarliest “halvee handshake” last night… it was ah-maaazzzzing
I wish I had a bigger Dick… guess I’ll just give her the “halvee handshake” instead
Omg that dude Connor gave me the gnarliest “halvee handshake” last night… it was ah-maaazzzzing
by Halvee handshake December 21, 2021
Get the Halvee Handshakemug. by shake800 March 23, 2020
Get the Wuhan handshakemug. When someone goes to give you a handshake and you keep all you fingers together leaving the person confused.
Tori:Remember when Mike pulled an awkward handshake on my dad?
Ike:Yeah, he whooped his ass after that.
Both:Good Times.
Ike:Yeah, he whooped his ass after that.
Both:Good Times.
by BigBossRoo19 December 18, 2012
Get the Awkward Handshakemug. when a person proceeds to dry hump the outstretched hand of a greeting person in place of a typical handshake.
works best when unexpected.
works best when unexpected.
by stickman monstercock March 2, 2009
Get the Bangin' Handshakemug. by jhokat March 1, 2011
Get the tongue handshakemug.