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Wuhan handshake

When you cough into your hand and then shake someone elses to spread coronavirus
I just gave Jerome the wuhan handshake he didnt even realize, hes got the corona now.
by shake800 March 23, 2020
mugGet the Wuhan handshakemug.

Russian handshake

A type of anal fisting where the fist is lubed up with diesel before entry into the anal passage .
I can't remember what happend last night my ass feels like someone gave me a "Russian handshake" .
by Big__tasty May 2, 2019
mugGet the Russian handshakemug.

Dagenham Handshake

Pinky in the stinky, two up front and rub the nub with your thumb.
I first met his missus in a car park off the A13. Gave her a firm Dagenham Handshake and we've been on good terms ever since.
by JLS3000 January 25, 2016
mugGet the Dagenham Handshakemug.

octopus handshake

The sexual act of double penetration while on a boat or body of water; any sexual act while on a boat or body of water involving more than one penis.
"During the cruise, Lisa met two guys at the bar who gave her an octopus handshake."
by Chuck15065 April 14, 2010
mugGet the octopus handshakemug.

The Hormel Handshake

A variant of the taco handshake. When you are finger-blasting your bitch and she cums so hard and becomes unusually wet. You continue to give her that taco handshake only to realize once the smell hits you, that she released that Taco Bell she had earlier.
I was fingering this bitch in my truck and she came so hard she squirted. I continued on because that beaver juice made it extra wet. Shortly after, I realized that what I thought was a continuation of the taco handshake, had turned into the hormel handshake.
by #Shitjustgotreal November 20, 2022
mugGet the The Hormel Handshakemug.

Bangin' Handshake

when a person proceeds to dry hump the outstretched hand of a greeting person in place of a typical handshake.
works best when unexpected.
Why didn't mike like wes? Oh, he gave him a bangin' handshake the first time they met.
by stickman monstercock March 2, 2009
mugGet the Bangin' Handshakemug.

Millard handshake

When a man takes two shots of a womans piss and rubs her shit on his face just to taste where it came from.
She looks so goddamn good I'd give her the Millard handshake!
by jerkfaced1 July 14, 2010
mugGet the Millard handshakemug.

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