Stuck in Gum

This works best on a very hot day when the balls are hanging real low. While sitting down and wearing shorts, pull out your sack and pin it to the seat with your thumb. The stand up until the slack on your ball bag is taunt. This is when you say out loud, "hey look, I'm stuck in gum" fooling everyone into thinking that you sat in gum. It usually takes people a few seconds of staring at your bag until they realize what it is.

Instead of the predictable Hanging Brain trick, I mixed it up by doing a "Sat in Gum" trick at the bar last night.

by Jason K April 10, 2003

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Get the Stuck in Gummug.

joke gum

Gum someone gives you to make you addicted to something or make your breath smell horrid; No matter what it always does something awful.Also see cum gum

Guy1: Hey, want some gum?
Guy2: Yeah, Sure!
Guy1: Ha ha, Now you're addcted to heroin!
Guy2:Hahahaha...*Shivers* I'm cold..

by Dyingtolive34 May 13, 2005

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Get the joke gummug.

fiancé gums

girls who have large gums and usually long teeth (not required) always have a fiancé

“should i ask out that girl over there?”
“nah she got fiancé gums, i wouldn’t risk it.”

by alligators17 April 1, 2023

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Get the fiancé gumsmug.

Gum Punt

When your outdoors and you get tired of chewing your gum so you spit your gum up in the air and drop kick it as far as you can. Can sometimes turn into a competition if your with friends.

Chody: Dude did you just see my gum punt!?

Blainer: Yeah man! it freaking landed in the back of that dudes truck!

by Beauson March 26, 2011

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Get the Gum Puntmug.

Gum switcharoo

When she’s about to give head and you have her take a price of gum. Then when you finish in her mouth she spits out the gum + cum. But it only looks like chunky cum (boba cum” and hence the term gum switcharoo

Would you be down to give me a gum switcharoo?
Yes sure. Do you have bubble gum or mint?

by Weasley3321615 May 5, 2023

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