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Grocery Store Children

Feral kids, usually with dirty feet and poorly clothed. Indicative of children that run wild without parental supervision in a commercial store. They may be seen screaming, crying, demanding items "they want", and may be found blocking your path down a narrow isle while their parents refuse to tell them to get out of the way.

*Use caution when approaching Grocery Store Children as they may bite and are known to a carrier disease.
I see someone's Grocery Store Children out on the scene of that wreck. (Quote: Sheree Horn)
by Chief of Chiefs January 14, 2024
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grocery god

when a person is great at attracting very attractive people (they're good at bagging a fine mofo)
"look at this girl i pulled"
"dude she's so fine you're a grocery god"
by lunine September 2, 2023
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Grocery cart

Street person device that is gives mobility to the lifestyle. A Swiss army knife for street survival.
He better watch out for that bitch, she have him in a grocery cart after 1 night.
by da bigger kahuna December 18, 2010
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grocery store syndrome

when a guy/ girl is never satisfied with the relationship they have and as always looking for the better guy/girl.
I feel bad for Dan. Naomi has a bad case of grocery store Syndrome.
by E_Z_KOOL September 1, 2014
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Grocery bag

Grocery bagging is when you put your own penis into your own anas, then having your significant other hold your shaft is if it were a grocery bag
Today I held my wife chapstick in my nose, water in one and and her tampons in the other, as she grocery bagged me through the mall
by Fuckshit123 October 20, 2018
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Grocery store

1. A place where you go to buy five things but somehow leave with twenty, none of which you actually needed.

2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.

3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
Examples:

A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."

B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!

Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...

C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*

Person 1: Why it took you so long?

Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
by Mspaintsucks December 28, 2024
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Grocery Boy

A cute boy, such as one you might find bagging groceries at Publix.
Example 1. "Oh, he's definitely a grocery boy!"
Example 2. "I saw the cutest grocery boy at the store the other day!"

Example 3.

Person One: "This is the new guy I'm going out with."
Person Two: "Wow, he's a real grocery boy!"
by anonymous January 2, 2024
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