Glitch in the Matrix

When, in short period of time, you see pairs of cars, passing by, matching in color and brand, identical. Not just one pair, few. And not even the common brands, but those that you never happen to see two of the same brand in the same place.

Surely the matrix glitched somewhere there. No other explanation. Nah-ah.

"Err, dude? I think there's a glitch in the matrix. Look at the road - !"

by Elizabeth_Bathory January 11, 2010

Glitching

An excuse for when you fuck up and don’t wanna seem like an idiot

My hands were glitching, I couldn’t do my essay

by NasaIGuess December 26, 2018

Glitcher Moment

When someone does something of stupidity after repeatedly being requested not to.

Person 1 - Wow, this voice call is really fun!
Person 2 - Yeah, I agree, we should play some games sometime!
Person 3 - Hey guys, can I screenshare?
Person 1 - No, please don’t, i’m running a graphic-intensive game right now.
Person 3 - Ok, i’ll screenshare.
Person 1 - What the fuck, why is my game crashing?!
Person 3 - Oh shit, i’m sorry.
Person 2 - Wow, that’s a glitcher moment.

by pocoraven April 21, 2020

Glit

A glitter-covered shit.

“You can roll a shit in glitter but it’s still shit.

Actually it’s a glit, so fuck you”

by Frowgate Clitsmith May 25, 2018

Gits

Gastro-intestinal toxic shock. It's that horribly bloated and alarmingly painful feeling you get after eating way more than your body can handle.

I totally got the gits last night after wolfing down that family sized chicken finger platter.

by beefchunks November 22, 2009

Glissy

A glizzy that has surpassed all mortal boundaries, once every thousand years a man is born with a glissy and he is worshipped and if you don’t worship him he’ll cockslap you into the stratosphere

Some lowlife: bro I heard Nate has a glissy
Some other lowlife: *blows a fucking artery out of pure bliss*

by GlizzyGobblerNoHomo69 August 18, 2020

head glitching

The art of hiding your head from the enemies sight in a first or third person shooter such as Modern Warfare or Halo reach.

dude stop head glitching me.

i would of won of if the kid didn't head glitch so much

by Boatengj98 August 6, 2011