blue fungus

Chino: say bro what strain is this this some gas

Chika: this that blue fungus from them inverted niggas
by Tobi333 August 3, 2021
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French shart fungus

A term used to describe a the after math your anus after eating too much French food and sharting it all out the following night,a fungus that sits on your anal cavity reminding you of your horrible misdeeds.
Person 1:What’s wrong,man?
Person 2:Man,I took my gf to eat at a French buffet and it gave us both French shart fungus
by Fivenightsatfnaf69 September 24, 2025
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Wild West Fungus

A fungus discovered from prolonged exposure to the Wild West. Recent studies have shown that it can mutate to a Brain Rot Fungus, capable of turning ones brain into a toilet like shape, and spouting tentacles.
by DeproDJ April 20, 2024
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foot fungus

the last thing you’d want in your Burger King burger is foot fungus
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
by minecraft_volume_beta September 4, 2023
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fungu

A word used to say "fuck" without using direct profanity, much the same way "son of a biscuit" is used instead of "son of a bitch."
Jeremiah sighed and said under his breath, "Fungu," after his boss told him he had to work on Saturday.
by Guenhwyvar888 June 20, 2018
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Fungus Fling

When a man rips off the fungus from his ballsacks and throws it at his wife and possibly his children
Honey, please don't pull a "Fungus Fling". The kids are around...

Thats the point honey
by Atlantic Masturbator March 22, 2019
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fungus

person: i want to be their friend, they’re so fungus
by foultique May 22, 2023
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