folder talk

"Folder talk" is a term for when someone is telling a you story and they change the subject in the middle of it,

creating a "folder inside of a folder". (A "folder" means a story/subject).

I am credited with introducing the term "Folder talk".
The idea for the name for the term sources from me being unable to finish a story without going into very unimportant details about a completely different story for the reason of me having a fear of being misunderstood which results in always creating a folder inside of a folder inside of another folder.

Folder talking might be irritating at times, but it's important to remember that a person who folder talks can't help it.
It's necessary that you sit through the whole story, act like you are invested, interested and fully understand it.

Me: "I once overheard a conversation of two people sitting next to me on the bus, they were talking about-

Oh, that just reminded me, have I ever told you about that one time that I-"

Y/N: "YO, STOP FOLDER TALKING!"

Me: "Oh, sorry!"

by Lailabye July 30, 2023

Fooded

Finished Eating food.
It's like painted, created, seated etc.
You have finished your food. Its food in past tense

I haven't fooded yet

by Prishhhh March 20, 2024

foldered

When a tripfag has their photos saved to a folder dedicated to that tripfag by an obsessive data hoarder on websites like 4chan. This could be done to hold it over the tripfag's head later on, to jerk off to and repost later, or just to satisfy a compulsion to save everything about the non-anons they interact with.

That's the anon that posted it, unless he got foldered.

Looking good. Foldered.

by Paul Allen's card May 21, 2024

Folderphile

When a person is attracted to folders. They fantasize about folders all day and they go to “pound town” with their folders. Usually you will see a big gaping hole in the folder with white liquid dripping out. People who are folderphiles usually try to hide the fact that they are fucked up in the head.

Freakbob is a Folderphile. He was in the bathroom and snorting coke and banging his folder. There was a big gaping hole in the crease of the folder.

by I hate black people and nigger January 16, 2025

Foldered

The past tense of the verb for putting something in a folder.

The papers have been foldered.

by Jaiblin Pairliin January 24, 2025

He Folked it!

An exclamation used to show anger or being upset when somebody fucks something up when it looked like you were so close to succeeding. Usually a team thing. Derived from Nick Folk, the awful kicker for the Jets.

Jim: Steve and I were up till 2:30 but our presentation is really good! Right Steve?!?!
Steve: Oh shit I forgot it!

Jim: Wow you just Folked it didn't you...
Steve: I'm sorry!
Jim: I can't believe he Folked it!
Jack: I know what a scrub

by Swag Master Cloud November 30, 2010

beef folders

beef folders (pl. noun) slang for unusually large or loose labia majora, especially those with abnormally dark coloration.

I was going to bang that cheerleader Jill but when I got down there her beef folders were so loose it made me wonder if the rest of the football team had already got in her panties tonight.

by Lawyer4theDefense September 20, 2011