Flong

A penis that can be described as floppy but also long.

I saw John in the shower yesterday, he had a massive flong.

by Flong McFlong Face September 3, 2021

flondra

Flondra

Flondra

by Flondra November 23, 2021

flondra

Flondra

Flondra

by Flondra November 23, 2021

Flong

Describing someone’s massive foot size

He has a flong of a foot

by FocusedPhoenix March 30, 2022

Flongoroony

A person who tells you a multitude of issues wrong with you, when in fact they themselves have committed those acts and you haven’t , in summary a complete hypocrite and total self centred asshole.

Person 1: My friend blamed me for us falling out when he was the one who caused our issues!

Person 2: Ignore him, he’s just a flongoroony!

by Siktirgit59 October 3, 2022

Flongdimius

Horribly stupid that you need to end (a human, activity etc.)

This whole plan is flongdimius

by Thebypasser213 October 25, 2022

Flongdimius

Horrible stupid to the point where you need to end (a human, plan etc.)

This whole plan is flongdimius

by Thebypasser213 October 25, 2022