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Flea-Flickers

A small football team that is apart of the AFL (arena football league). They are THE worst team in the league and have never won a game. There is multiple problems within their team and teammates disagree with each other and throw shade.
The Flea-Flickers are the worst team in the AFL.
by THENORDQUISTHELPER November 24, 2020
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flicker goon

its when you wank it super fast and you goon
man 1: do you goon much

man 2: yeah i flicker goon what about you?
man 1: yeah man me too i love flicker gooning
by mr. goonrizz December 11, 2024
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Astral-Flicker-Gooning

An primordial Gooning technique which is often described as profane, ghastly or even „Patrick-Bateman-Mango,Mango-Ohio-Sigma“

The user indulges in a goon all the while consuming unfathomable amounts of „Snow“ and Tom/Femboy Spanking Videos from the best Country in the World Ivory-{Coast}. After enough time has passed the Goon/er/ette recieves Transcension and will furzhermore strip onesself of any mortal bindings and ascends to the astral-realm only known through prehistoric scroll as „Gary Indiana,USA“. The Life-Seed of said Mortal will traverse this vacuous Plane of Nonexistence and impregnate a woman in Bulgaria or Burkina Faso (50/50 Chance). The afflicted Fetus will sadly be stillborn and all wells in the surrounding areas will moreover only ever harbour stagnated H2O (Thou in possesion of information💀).
The origins of this technique are still unknown but its speculated that it played a major role in the „Great Viaduct Ball-Dipping-Predicament of March 19th, 3 BC.“.
The First confirmed performer of this frivolous act was „Duke Gaper Bingzoid Jr. II of Rizztown“. He allegedly used this penale technique to silently rise to the rank of Pontiff.

This Technique is often confused with „Chinese-Soul-Flicker-Gooning“ or „ ៹ ͇ ᭪ ̶̵̲̺̫̌̋̇͊͘͘͜͟ ༢༘ ᭔ᬼ ࿆ ꧒ ꧃ ᬉ ༾)“.
Yesterday i was Astral-Flicker-Gooning all over my Friends volumptious, scrumptious and child-bearing thighs while I deepened my Insight over the futile state of our decaying and rusting world where every day as etheral as he may is tainted by the looming threat of our own humanity and averice. Only at the end will THE GAZING FEW bathe our starving minds in there blissful rays while they claim there rightful throne among our hollowed carcases and husks while only the ashes of the things which where thought to be everlasting and rightous remain in this truly wretched world, so devoid of Astral-Flicker-Gooning.
by May or May not be A Chill Guy December 9, 2024
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Balkan Flicker Clopping

"Balkan Flicker Clopping" Is the act of covering ones penis in balkan food grease as a lube like substance then flicking ones tip at light speeds while watching my little pony porn and masterbating at high speeds and aggression.
Hey Jake wanna try Balkan Flicker Clopping? It's a great way to relive stress.
by YN2 May 3, 2025
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Flea Flicker

A slur used towards furries specifically dog furries who have fleas
"yeah, no we don't hang with him anymore. bro is a flea flicker "
by CumGoblin March 20, 2024
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page flicker

A e-book (on kindle fire for example) that is too good to put down.
The Hunger Games is a real page flicker!
by pad26 April 18, 2013
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