Flynn

Flynn, born as Walter Hartwell White Jr., is the Breakfast God who was born to drug kingpin Walter Hartwell White Sr. (Heisenberg) and his bitch wife Skyler White (yo) in Albuquerque, New Mexico. His first home was at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane 87104. At least once in everyone's lives, Flynn will come to your house and ask you to "Open na noor". Upon opening the door for him, he shall demand that you make him breakfast. If you fail to do so, prepare insufficient food or prepare a disgusting or bland meal, he shall quote LTG (LowTierGod).

"Your life is NOTHING. You serve ZERO purpose. *Pause for effect, inhales*
You should kill yourself,
*Pause*
NOW!"

O shit, I forgot to give Flynn his breakfast.

by CC-8826 August 25, 2023

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Flynn-spin

Enriching a story or anecdote by embellishing minutely relevant facts, not pertaining to the overall subject of the story, for entertainment purposes.

Heather, was late for work again. When her boss asked what happened, rather than tell him she was late because she stopped for a turtle, she put a Flynn-Spin on it and told him she “saved” a turtle; by fighting off seagulls and oncoming traffic.

Excusing her tardiness.

by Gertrude43 September 14, 2023

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flynn henry

a cute guy whos slightly retarded but still kinda chill. hes not fwae

oh hes such a flynn henry

by thatwasnotfwaeofme May 1, 2024

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Flynn

A person that is an adventurous, kind, loving person that has a big dick and is great for sex. Much like Flynn Rider from tangled, a man of handsomeness such as a Flynn is a bit of a goofball on the outside but on the inside is a beautiful butterfly.

Girl 1: I had sex with Flynn yesterday.

Girl 2: You did not! He is such a goofball!
Girl 1: Yeah but he is a bit of a Flynn. On the inside he is charming and has a big dick.

by The most flynn Flynn. May 24, 2024

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