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felch fries or goonlaush

the age old question. Would you rather eat felch fries or goonlaush? Both are delectable delicacies. Yum
“ayo homie. felch fries or goonlaush?”
“id have to go with the goonlaush. My girlfriend makes a mean goonlaush.”
“she has a dick?”
“Nah her 6foot 9 pr bench 500lbs life long friend she loves like a brother helps her.”
what the fuck. this got sad”
by mf legend no diddy February 4, 2025
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Felch

by Nathanial Brash August 15, 2010
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felching fuck

Michael: nom nom nom
Sinead: oh yeah Michael eat that cum out of me and keep going you felching fuck
by Snke0_0 December 8, 2022
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Felch-Tarts

Colloquial and descriptive reference to Kellogs S'Mores Pop-Tarts, owing to the gooey white- and brown-striped filling.
"Hey, buddy! Is that a box of Felch-Tarts? What a tasty treat!"
"Have one, I'm never eating these again, now that you've ruined them for me."
by Dead-End Kid November 16, 2021
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felching blizzard

When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.
After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard
by Mr Puffy March 21, 2021
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Felch bomb

When you suck cum out of someone’s asshole and spit it into your hand and slap somebody else in the face.
Nate Maddox got felch bombed the other day at the synagogue and now the old saggy naggy is mad at me.
by Glucose April 13, 2021
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Felch

After cumming on anus hard after anal sex, the top partner licks the cum off bottom partners ass.
After fucking you, I’m gonna felch all over you till you cum again
by DogOfDeviance January 31, 2023
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