fungus fingers

Where you finger a blue waffle and get all of the puss on your fingers

oh dude, I heard you got fungus fingers of that girls blue waffle!

by westy lad March 12, 2011

fungus

usually meaning ‘cool’

person: i want to be their friend, they’re so fungus

by foultique May 22, 2023

Fungus Bog

A place of eternal backshots. Used by the ancient Spartans after battle, the word was created to describe the horrendous mess left behind after celebrations. Fungus, describing the actual fungus created from the discharge on the floors and walls. Bog, describing the swamp-like texture on the floors as you walked through the room. Not to mention the literal fauna and flora that flourished in the aftermath.

Let’s have a fungus bog!

by Berald Jingus June 10, 2025

bat fungus

Is something that develops when a bat flies down and bites you in the ass and you get an itchy flaky rash in your butt crack. Also known as a butt fungus.

My ass has been itchy a lot lately, I think I might have a bat fungus.

by flippedwaffle July 19, 2022

fungus amungus

Initially originating from the Campania region in Italy, Naples where Boper and Stebe found a forest full of dancing mushrooms. This is the crucial moment when Boper and Stebe exclaimed, 'There is a fungus amungus!!'. After a hot dude named Lando heard this statement, he decided to go onto tenor and create a gif about it. Ever since, Sebastian (otherwise known as fungus the fourth) has spread this meme in order to create awareness of Boper and Stebe's adventures in Naples.

Soy Normie: 'Babe, why do you keep saying that?'

Based Chad: 'Initially originating from the Campania region in Italy, Naples where Boper and Stebe found a forest full of dancing mushrooms. This is the crucial moment when Boper and Stebe exclaimed, 'There is a fungus amungus!!'. After a hot dude named Lando heard this statement, he decided to go onto tenor and create a gif about it. Ever since, Sebastian (otherwise known as fungus the fourth) has spread this meme in order to create awareness of Boper and Stebe's adventures in Naples. '

by xXJesus_Christ321Xx March 26, 2023

Monkey Fungus

Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.

Damn, got me some Monkey Fungus growing under the house, I’m fucked.

by Creeplebap January 13, 2020

Fungus Fling

When a man rips off the fungus from his ballsacks and throws it at his wife and possibly his children

Honey, please don't pull a "Fungus Fling". The kids are around...

Thats the point honey

by Atlantic Masturbator March 22, 2019