Euan

An older boy who takes pleasure in seducing younger girls who are emotionally unstable.

That creep is a Euan

by jezzacrit July 10, 2018

EuWank

A shit boxer

A boxer was good now he’s euwank

by ScottyJ November 15, 2025

euhanaesque

adj. 1. Of or pertaining to a certain high school senior female, well-known for social grace, a stunning sense of style, an equally stunning figure, and a still yet more stunning hesitancy on the subject of GO TO UPENN
2. Descriptive of suburban teenagers with not a worry in their lives who enjoy inserting the word dank into their daily speech. What may soon follow, no one dares predict.

1. Wow, that girl walking by is pretty euhanaesque.
2. I offer you a scene of the grim, the macabre, the...euhanaesque...

by DANK YO April 23, 2006

eubanksed

To be hosed. A synonym of Nighswonger. Work symptoms include not being able to work full days, diarrhea of the mouth, refers to everyone as "buddy." Professional paint peeler and bus driver.

I was Eubanksed today and had to ship another job.

by Litte Eagle September 11, 2014

euan mccaughan

Definition: Perfection

Euan McCaughan is perfection

by gingertwank September 3, 2016

Ewanparsonism fetish

When Brenandos grapples the buttux then slowly puts a penis into the buttux and then yelps as it brushes back and forth.

That sex was Ewanparsonism fetish

by Brenand star defines January 20, 2017

Ewan

Some steamy 13 year old squeker that likes to sell avon to you. He sometimes tries to get you in his white van saying that there is even more avon there, to then take you to his shed or basement. In there he will earrape you and feed you freshly hunted avon from the wilds, destroying many generations of avon families. Once he is done earraping the flap out of you he lets you watch some flapkuts also known as the humpback whale named steven. Steven is very ugly btw

1. Avon. 2. White van. 3. Blackout. 4. Complete earrape and more avon. 5. Some random things.
Ewan: i has avon for you in my white van.

You: no thx.
Ewan: GET IN THE VAN

by Advanced Derp May 9, 2017