Eric

idk wtf these people are talking about i'm an eric and i'm an asshole

"hey eric"
'hey'
"alright seeya then"
'k bye'

by allahtheunforgiving February 28, 2018

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verb
1 to tell 'no' to your own drugs but don't actually mean it; to eric

2 to tell 'no' to somebody's drugs but don't actually mean it; to eric somebody

1
A: Think I’ma quit weed.
B: Yo, but Brad just got some good stuff from Jessica’s brother!
A: Shit, time to eric!

2
A: My mom erics me so bad until she whips out her cigarettes and offers me one.

by im_not_eric June 25, 2017

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Eric is a sexy beast, he is hot and has a big dick. Eric is the best in bed and is honestly a great guy. Every girl wishes to suck his huge cock. If you ever meet Eric you better be careful as they are really tuff and strong. Eric is funny and has me squirting everytime. Eric is also Really athletic. If you ever meet a Eric make a move to get closer.

I want to suck Eric's Big Dick

by ERIC IS SO SEXYY June 29, 2019

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Eric is the biggest piece of shit you will ever meet. He fails all his classes and has the mental capacity of a bee. He asks you a question about wether or not you like girls/ boys, and if you don’t answer or say you don’t have a crush he calls you gay.
Eric is also a short, fat and stupid kid.

Eric called me gay

by You spicy daddy ooferson October 15, 2018

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A guy with a small dick

Eric is it in yet

by Suck a long one June 11, 2018

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a big hunk of man with a fat ass who lovessss math and loves teaching kids it. even though he’s literally ass at it. he loves baby turtles and children and is a divorce and something of a pedo. NONE of his students likes him and he takes hella mental health days. can never remember to put his mask on

“ohhh Eric! u forgot to put ur mask on”
“come on over and teach me some math baby ;)”

by EVAN PETERS LOVER March 2, 2022

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