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Elmer Phitts

He was born to Donna phitts. But he was taken and used as a way for Bryce Tankthrust(aka CEO) to get a heart. Every time she needs a new one, she creates a new Elmer. The oldest Elmer is the wisest.
Sam Phitts was used as a replacement for Elmer Phitts to make Donna regain her memory
by Bladukeboi October 6, 2019
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Emergency wank

When the sudden urge to jizz is so overwhelming that you have to stop everything and have an emergency wank
Jesus Christ. I was at McDonald's drive-thru earlier when I had to abandon the car and run into the disabled toilets for an emergency wank. It was like I was possessed
by Mrrobot7891 August 7, 2020
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Emer Joe

A lovely name for a lovely, lovely, lovely young man. This name is the only one in the world. The person who owns this name currently resides in the Philippines.
Emer Joe is defined as a lovely guy
by Emer Joe June 7, 2021
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Emerald News

Emerald News - is a channel made by Emerald on the UTMP discord server that replaced Onlin News after Onlin decided to give his channel away.
So far he posted a very few amount of news in the past few month but there is nothing that can do something about that.
User1 - It used to be Gerry News, than Onlin News, now Emerald News? Whats next???
User2 - Markiplier News!
by 5L1M3 January 27, 2022
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Medical Emergency

Noun \i-ˈmər-jənt-sē\

1. An unexpected and usually dangerous health related situation that calls for immediate action.

2. A patient requiring urgent and immediate medical attention

3. An occurrence or condition which prevents one from being capable of performing the duties of their job and/or living because of impending threat to their visual acuity, extremity locomotion or core autonomic respiratory and circulatory functions (aside from a severe case of Crying Baby Syndrome CBS)
In short: LIFE, LIMB or EYESIGHT

If you do not meet one of the definitions above, your situation is NOT an emergency and can wait until the primary care provider's office opens. Additionally, if you had the time to read this entire sign, you are most likely not an emergent patient.
*Frantic knocking on door*

Medic: "It's 0236. What's the medical emergency?"

Random Whiner: "Doc, I've got a bad cough and I stubbed my toe..."

Medic: "You... Cough. . . Toe. . ."

*Grabs weapon, chambers round*

Random Whiner: "Erm..." *runs away quickly*

Medic: "Feelin better now, eh?"
by Green_Machine November 14, 2013
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Daddy Emerald

A guy who cannot order anything from starbucks properly.
That guys a Daddy Emerald, so weird how could he be so socially awkward.
by Zoinkerrrrrrr January 12, 2021
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Pinewood Emergency Team

Some ROBLOX group who apparently likes putting out fires and healing PBST. Not much else to know about them.

Sidenote: If you see a PET and a reactor core is above 3000 degrees, R̵̢͉̗̭̦̯͖͖̗͚̊͑̈̈̋̋̈́̊͂͆̕͜͝ͅ ̵̨̭̻̦͕̰̙̱̻͕͈̼͒̔̂̎̕̚͝Ų̵̘͉̗͔͍͂̍̾̔̓̀͊̍̂̕͘̕͝ ̴̨̰͖̯́̂͛̂̈͝Ñ̴̢͔̫͍̮̲͋͊̍͂
"Hey you heard about the Pinewood Emergency Team? I heard they are really cool!"

TMS: *intense sobbing*
by Mygemdiamond October 5, 2021
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